I moved. Long time ago. Geez. :|
Look humbly to the fivescore pop-ups and uncontrolled animated banners, my son.
Study them, the garish color and frantic movements, the occasional harsh sound. The
violence. Do not punch the monkey, he is a harmless poo-flinging trickster. Heed not the empty
promises of money, friendship, hosting and fish. Crude worldly matters!
Fly these treacherous Gator-infested waters.
If you read all that, you're either bored or very quick. Congratulations. Now get out.